10. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
9. You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good – even when it’s lit.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
(The last time I saw this list a reader had added: Christmas trees don’t snore! LOL)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ~ Jenna
Hahahaha I love the list, Jenna!
I have another one for you:
When their needles start falling off, they don’t get upset and demand Rogaine. You just know it’s time to take it down and get rid of it.
(BTW, I’m not advocating you get rid of DH once his hair goes. Grin. I’m just saying the trees don’t worry about it. Grin)
Thanks Marci, the list is an oldie but a goodie. Needles and Rogaine, LOL
Too funny!
Jenna